Christi & Ian campaign for a better life in gaming escapism than the one voted for in the General Election 2017. This episode we delve into the murky depths of dirty rally mud pools, vampiric vanquishings and windy wipeout waverings! Poke fun at us for our glistening pre-E3 rambling predictions, and then return to Overwatch for a lootbox or two!
Christi and Ian slather themselves in follicle oil and pontificate on the game gluttony we seem to be caught up in at the moment. We climb the dizzy heights of interactive storytelling, point our LIDAR into the darkness before us and immerse ourselves in 360 degrees of freedom and wistful use of a couple of clown noses on a futuristic sticks. Join us on this adventure, and lather up for a good time!
Content and Timestamps
(0:01:58) Beard Oil
(0:03:19) News: Dawn of War III (PC) released
(0:04:04) News: Little Nightmares released
(0:06:04) News: Marvel Heroes Omega (PS4)
(0:12:45) News: Mario Kart 8 (Switch) Day!
(0:14:08) News: The Signal from Tolva (PC)
(0:17:36) News: Forza Horizon – Hot Wheels DLC
(0:18:54) Dishonoured 2
(0:22:08) Persona 5 (PS4)
(0:31:20) Horizon: Zero Dawn (PS4)
(0:37:18) Skyforge (PS4)
(0:44:36) Trove (PS4)
(0:53:44) What Remains of Edith Finch (PS4)
(1:03:04) Toukiden 2 (PS4)
(1:05:04) Classic FM – High Score show
(1:06:14) Scanner Sombre (PC)
(1:10:40) Starblood Arena (PSVR)
(1:17:22) Star Trek Bridge Commander (PSVR)
(1:17:52) Farpoint (PSVR)
(1:21:24) Mass Effect Andromeda (PS4)
(1:28:46) Have we reached Peak Game?
(1:36:21) Ian on Roguelikeradio.com ep135
(1:37:28) Arms (Switch)
(1:40:08) Prey (PS4)
(1:45:20) Ian’s Cheeky Gems: Cosmic Star Heroine
(1:52:32) Christi’s Cheeky Gem: Has Been Heroes (Swtich)
Christi and Ian become a bit rowdy in this episode when we get all giddy because it is “Mass Effect Day”, and theres a bit of gushing about the Switch, it’s games, and the overwhelming number of good games to play at the moment. Ian is sick of diddling all the diddlies and is desperately trying not to PSVR any time soon. Christi references Dark Souls, Ian mystically chants the word “roguelike” several times in an desperate effort to get others to join his cult.
Content & Timestamps
0:02:51 News: Switch Joycon Fix
0:08:28 Battlezone VR Update
0:12:45 Vita 2 Rumour?
0:17:07 Mass Effect Andromeda
0:30:07 Zelda: Breath of the Wild
0:40:40 Ghost Recon: Wildlands
0:52:48 Fast RMX
0:58:16 Horizon Zero Dawn
1:20:04 Nier: Automata
1:27:32 Torment: Tides of Numenera
1:33:14 Beardstrokes: State of Beards
1:34:40 The Switch
1:43:52 7 Day Roguelike Challenge 2017
1:49:04 Future: The Persistence VR
1:53:13 Ian’s Cheeky Gems: Siralim 2
l:59:22 Christi’s Kickstarter Thingy: All Walls Must Fall
Christi returns from his ursine winter hibernation, whilst Ian drops out of Temporal Warp from the 23rd Century to mould a new episode of Laserbeards for 2017.
We dibble and we dabble, discussing our 2016 belated yearly review giving out our top 5, and we then look to the future and get all giddy about the upcoming titles in 2017. So much cost, so little time, so many consoles. First world problems.
Content & Timestamps
0:01:58 2016 Review
0:03:01 2016: Christi: Rainbow Six Siege
0:03:50 2016: Christi: Final Fantasy XV
0:04:04 2016: Christi: Doom
0:05:12 2016: Christi: The Last Guardian
0:06:48 2016: Christi: Quantum Break
0:07:48 2016: Ian: Star Trek Online
0:10:16 2016: Ian: The Division
0:13:28 2016: Ian: Battlefield 1
0:15:12 2016: Ian: Titanfall 2
0:16:00 2016: Ian: Battleborn
0:18:16 News: Star Trek Online: Agents of Yesterday
0:20:44 News: Elder Scrolls Online: Homestead
0:23:52 News: Ananias Released on Steam
0:24:44 News: Curse of Yendor released on Steam
0:25:20 News: Nintendo Switch
0:43:28 Sniper Elite 4
0:52:32 For Honour
0:59:01 Halo Wars 2
1:14:40 PSVR Future
1:20:40 2017 Upcoming Games
1:38:50 Cheeky Gem: Vertical Drop Heroes HD
1:44:48 Christi’s Non Gamey Sharey Thing: Lemony Snickett
Christi and Ian make a comeback, and tackle the phase shift that has taken place since our last episode. We see a darker side to the future of civilisation and then waffle on about games as a distraction.
We wipeout, hack, drone and mech our way through the hordes of the zombie apocalypse, leaving you agog with awe at the virtual immersion. Finally we push an @ symbol around some corridors and search for the lost amulet of Yendor. Rounding off with Christi’s new found love for comic artistry.
We are the cyber-technopriests, they will come…
I am a little teapot. Short and stout. Content & Timestamps:
0:02:37 Brut@l coming to PC
0:06:36 Wipeout is coming back!
0:10:10 Overview of PSX
0:13:53 Paragon Monolith Update
0:17:01 ABZU releasing on X1
0:18:24 ARK Evolved released on PS4
0:21:06 Watchdogs 2
0:32:07 Final Fantasy XV
0:41:40 Titanfall 2
0:50:25 Space Hulk: Deathwing
0:53:44 Killiing Floor 2
1:00:04 VR – A Month On
1:20:24 To the future!
1:21:09 The Last Guardian
1:25:48 Cheeky Gem: Frozen Depths
1:30:14 Cheeky Gem: Curse of Yendor
1:33:01 Christi’s Curiosity Corner
Christi and Ian take the plunge into Virtual Reality, leaving all sense of self behind. Strap on your visor and wiggle your waggly sticks! We take on the Alien Horde, and play dress up along the way. As well as introducing a new section to the show, entitled “Christi’s Crowdfunders”, leading to a totally new game funding concept of the “Christifunder”! Pushing the boundaries of reality and fiscal support for new titles!
We have a shit-tonne of content for you..
Content & Timestamps
0:04:28 News: Gravity Rush 2 Delayed
0:05:53 News: Assetto Corsa Patched
0:08:20 News: Zulu Response
0:12:08 News: For Honour – No Split Screen
0:15:32 News: Firewatch The Movie
0:20:10 News: Simbin Revival for Racers
0:35:08 Warhammer: Vermintide
0:49:40 Blood Bowl II
0:55:54 Darkest Dungeon
1:03:52 God Eater 2 Rage Burst (again)
1:16:57 Dragon Quest Builders
1:30:52 Virtual Reality (VR)
1:53:24 Steam Link
1:55:11 Future: Gears of War 4
1:56:58 Future: OSIRIS New Dawn
2:02:43 Future: Event 
2:04:38 Cheeky Gem: Burly Men at Sea
2:06:12 Cheeky Gem: Hybrid Wars (PC)
2:08:02 Cheeky Gem: Masquerada: Songs and Shadows (PC)